She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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