STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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