I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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