You surviving the open bar?
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Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Apparently you make a good broom.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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