Plan B is the new Plan A
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We need to get me chipped asap
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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