Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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