How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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