how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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