i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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