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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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