What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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