How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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