office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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