My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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