Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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