David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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