Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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