theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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