So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
it's great music for shaving your balls
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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