so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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