i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Randomize
