people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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