I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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