i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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