Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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