I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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