The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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