apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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