we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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