Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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