He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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