I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i think i just naturally attract stoners
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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