I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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