So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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