the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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