I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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