I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
