M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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