I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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