We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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