Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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