I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
