do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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