Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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