I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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