I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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