I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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