i don't plan on having that self control this summer
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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