I heard we made out
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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