On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like death gave me a hand job
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
