i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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