Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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