I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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