Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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