Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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