i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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